Sunday, April 5, 2009

Jessica Simpson...

Chris: Maybe O.J. didn't kill Jessica Simpson.
Me: He didn't kill Jessica Simpson.
Chris: What was her name? Right. Nicole Simpson. Jessica Simpson was the one who o.d.'d in the Caribbean.
Me: No she didn't.
Chris: Who is Jessica Simpson, then.
Me: You know the singer that played Daisy Duke.
Chris: Who o.d.'d in the Caribbean then?
Me: Anna Nicole Smith
Chris: Oh. I'm still not clear on who Jessica Simpson is, though.

(This conversation did indeed take place, regardless of what The Stallion says in his comments...)

21 comments:

Chris G said...

Who do you believe? Me or the pregnant lady with questionable recollections? :P

BusyMommy said...

It just happened ten seconds ago!!!

Chris G said...

ReallY? While I was in the bathroom or what? Talking to yourself is just a little too crazy...

BusyMommy said...

You little liar! You were sitting on the couch watching that Family Guy episode with O.J. Simpson in it. I am so NOT CRAZY!!! :P

Chris G said...

Right, I watch Family Guy..and you aren't just using my account to make me look stupid by typing things I may or may not say in response to your nonsense of a post. Oh, I do watch family guy though.

Chris G said...

Tony Roma? The rib place at the Mall of America?

BusyMommy said...

No, the football player guy! He plays for the Dallas Cowboys, I think.

Chris G said...

Tony R-O-M-O I think we're even now. :P

BusyMommy said...

Not really. Did you just google Jessica Simpson??? You need help.

Chris G said...

No, I Googled Tony Romo. I don't google random women- do you?

BusyMommy said...

If I wasn't pregnant I would so get up and walk three steps to the couch so we could have this out.

Chris G said...

Why? Blog-u-ments are the wave of the future. We could change the subject and discuss your cute pink happy bunny shirt you got today... it's all cute and stuff ;)

BusyMommy said...

Awww...you are so cute and I love the cute bunny t-shirt you bought me today. If I wasn't pregnant I would get up and walk three steps to the couch and kiss you. But, sadly, I am pregnant. Plus you just sassed me about how long it is taking me to type a response and I don't really want to kiss you anymore.

Chris G said...

*gives up* you win. I know noting of pop culture, and you just rock.

BusyMommy said...

Truth be told its kind of cute that you don't know who Jessica Simpson is. She's kind of ditzy...

Chris G said...

I don't do ditzy. Blond, yes, ditzy no. Thus the reason your so cute *kiss*

BusyMommy said...

*kiss*

chelleybutton said...

lol, I was wondering about the 18 comments! :)) I agree that it's pretty funny you didn't know who Jessica Simpson is, Chris, and of course I have to believe Busy, even if she is pregnant -- not that you guys are even arguing about it anymore, but I just thought I'd let you know I'm with you, Busy. ;)

(Oh, and sorry if I'm interrupting a private conversation again -- but it's on your blog!:P)

HonorMommy said...

Yeah...I was wondering about the 19 comments myself! :-D Um...I think it is sad that you two are 3 steps away from each other and typing on two separate computers..... ;-P

And I think it is very sweet that Chris doesn't know who Jessica Simpson is...since she IS about the prettiest woman on the planet IMO... Barbie doll come to life.

And now Chris, here is YOUR line: "No. My WIFE is the prettiest woman on the planet..." Okay...go.

Chris G said...

Ha- you read my mind. Sorry to the other ladies here, but Busy is by far the prettiest woman on the planet!

Your husbands are free to, and should, disagree!

hobbitsister said...

i bet if you told him that jessica simpson is the one whose dad commented on her double-d's, he'd know who she is