Friday, February 17, 2012

We Don't Yell At This House...

Chris: Okay, now that we are past all that could you please not yell at me when you are mad? It's just gross.

Abby: Okay.

Chris: Okay. And I'm sorry I yelled back. That wasn't okay either.

Abby: Ya. We both yucky daddy.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Winning...

Z and I were reading Little House on the Prairie and Pa was telling Ma that the town now had around 75 people living in it...

Z: Wow! That's a lot!
Me: Do you know how many children go to your school?
Z: No. How many?
Me: About 850. Just in your school.
Z: WOW! How many oxen do we have?
Me: None...????
Z: So we have more people, but they had more oxen.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

I Think He Missed Something...

Me: Time to go and get an education.

Z: No! I don't want an education.

Me: I'm sorry, but you need one.

Z: Is that where you cut my foot off?

Me:...no....that is an amputation. An education is when you learn things.

Z: Oh! Well, that's okay then.