Lately (probably because I'm pregnant) a lot of moms have been telling me their husbands responses to "the news".  Some of them have been quite priceless and I thought I'd share them with you.
Accountant Response:  "I'm going to have to redo our budget."
Lawyer Response:  "We're going to need a new will."
Skeptic Response:  "I'm pretty sure you can't be pregnant."
Confused Response:  "Does that mean we are having a baby?"
Honeymoon Baby Response:  "But you can't be pregnant.  We just got married!"
After the Vasectomy Response:  "I'm thinking we are entitled to a refund."
Baby Six Response:  "Its going to be hard to fit us all in the lens to get a family photo."
My Husbands Response to M:  "Told you so."
My Husbands Response to Z:  "Told you so."
My Husbands Response to Flubber:  "Seriously?  Really?"
Favorite Movie Response:  Stanley Goodspeed, The Rock
Carla (After telling Stanley that she is pregnant.):  You didn't mean what you just said, did you?
Stanley:  When?
Carla:  Just now.  When you were talking about bringing a child into the world and it being an act of cruelty.
Stanley:  I meant it at the time.
Carla:  Stanley!  At the time, you said it like 7 1/2 seconds ago!
Stanley:  Well, gee hon, kind of a lots changed since then.
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3 comments:
:D
hee hee :-D
Flubber??? :-D
That is what the boys nicknamed the baby:D
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