Auntie Hobbitsister's Favorite Bible Story...

Z's version of "Jesus Meets the Children"...

My story was about Jesus meets the children. All the little children were going to go see Jesus which was totally sweet. But then the naughty grown-ups said Jesus was busy and they had to wait a minute. But Jesus said HEY, those are my kids and I wanna see them and if you don't let me I will have to discipline you. So the naughty grown-ups had a discipline and the kids all had a cuddle with Jesus. The End.

Sorry, my internets been down...

Just out of curiosity, am I really the only person not on facebook????

Adventures is Odyssey Quote of the Day...

"Space. One of the last places to be explored. These are the journeys of the Starship Aerobicise, on a five year mission to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life with new spin off series, to saturate the market with action figures and plastic pointy ears. It’s star trip, starring William Shattered."

-- "Hidden in My Heart"

Adventures In Odyssey Quote of the Day...

"If God could part the red sea couldn't he do the same with red tape?"

-Tom Riley in "Malachi's Message"

Adventures In Odyssey Quote of the Day...

"As the Bible says, don't look at the spam in your brother's eye, when you have a hog in your own...or something like that."

-- Jared DeWhite in "Something Cliqued Between Us"

Adventures In Odyssey Quote of the Day...

"Before I knew it I was at a house at midnight stuffing a VCR down my pants. I know it was midnight because the VCR kept flashing twelve, twelve, twelve."

-Jerry Harry Larry Garry Perry in The Devil Made Me Do It

Disneyland...

We had the best vacation ever!!! Seriously, the best! We met Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie and Daisy!!! And Z got to hug Handy Manny (his current favorite thing)! And M did Pirates of the Carribean 2 times! And Chris and I didn't have to push a stroller all around Disneyland! Plus, nobody threw up! Like I said, best vacation EVER!!!

WHAT?!?!?!...

Our Target has Christmas decorations out. WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Adventures In Odyssey Quote of the Day...

I figured if I did a quote of the day I might actually find time to post more often. That being said....

"How about after the movie we go covet my neighbors oxen?"


-From Hidden In My Heart

Little Brothers, Part Two...

Z started coughing in the car today. We asked him what the problem was and he yelled, "M is making my throat hurt with his singing!"