"When my sneeze and yawn had a race my sneeze came in first."
M: When are you going to get a job mom?
Dad: Mom's job is being a mom and its the hardest job there is.
M: No, I'm pretty sure that construction worker is the hardest job there is.
"If tomorrow were yesterday then I would have already gone to school and I could sleep in tomorrow."
"Find a penny pick it up and all day long I'll have good luck!" Walks into pole while looking at penny. "Stupid Penny!!!! I should have left you on the ground!!!"
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if moms could make half of what a construction worker makes, i'd be happy...
(but go chris for giving the right answer!)
and m, i completely understand the "if tomorrow were yesterday".
if tomorrow were saturday i could have slept in today.
have you had him do the thing where you give him half a cliche and have him finish it? that was one of my favorite assignments i gave the girls (and of course now i'm drawing a blank and can't remember any of their responses. i'll try to find their papers)
he's so clever! (and funny:)
If wishes were horses they'd lick all our faces.
Too many cooks in the kitchen burn things.
A bird in the hand is worth bird poop.
(Some of Erma's responses, not sure I ever heard Scout's.)
:D
when i was reading the cliches, i just assumed they were m's. when i got to the poop one, i thought erma had said the same thing.
your memory is so much better than mine. :)
lol
you should update, busy (when you're not busy, of course;)
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