Out of What Book...

"Just so we are all on the same page, I don't like oranges with fur on them. Also, I don't like apples with fur on them, but apples don't have fur so it doesn't really matter. But you knew that, since we are all on the same page."

--Z (I know you are surprised;)

Rock On...

M: Dad? Can Z and I start a garage band?
Chris (trying not to laugh): I don't know. What instrument are you going to play?
M: I'm going to learn to play the drums.
Z: And I'm going to learn to play the microphone!