Adventures In Odyssey Quote of the Day...

"If God could part the red sea couldn't he do the same with red tape?"

-Tom Riley in "Malachi's Message"

Adventures In Odyssey Quote of the Day...

"As the Bible says, don't look at the spam in your brother's eye, when you have a hog in your own...or something like that."

-- Jared DeWhite in "Something Cliqued Between Us"

Adventures In Odyssey Quote of the Day...

"Before I knew it I was at a house at midnight stuffing a VCR down my pants. I know it was midnight because the VCR kept flashing twelve, twelve, twelve."

-Jerry Harry Larry Garry Perry in The Devil Made Me Do It

Disneyland...

We had the best vacation ever!!! Seriously, the best! We met Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie and Daisy!!! And Z got to hug Handy Manny (his current favorite thing)! And M did Pirates of the Carribean 2 times! And Chris and I didn't have to push a stroller all around Disneyland! Plus, nobody threw up! Like I said, best vacation EVER!!!

WHAT?!?!?!...

Our Target has Christmas decorations out. WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Adventures In Odyssey Quote of the Day...

I figured if I did a quote of the day I might actually find time to post more often. That being said....

"How about after the movie we go covet my neighbors oxen?"


-From Hidden In My Heart

Little Brothers, Part Two...

Z started coughing in the car today. We asked him what the problem was and he yelled, "M is making my throat hurt with his singing!"

Little Brothers...

Today Z interrupted me when I was on the phone because he wanted a snack. This has been an issue lately, mostly because he follows me around yelling, "MOMMY! Listen to ME!!!" So I put him in time-out. I wanted him to understand why he was in time-out so he and I had the following conversation. (Note: M was playing quietly in room throughout this entire incident.)

Me: Do you interrupt mommy when she is on the phone?
Z: No.
Me: Do you yell at mommy?
Z: No.
Me: You need to sit in the time-out chair for awhile.
(Goes angrily to chair, then yells...)
Z: This is all your fault, M!

Dentists...

I was at the kids dentists one day and asked if raisins were good for their teeth or not. I had heard that dentists didn't want kids to have them because they caused cavities, but then another article said that something in them actually made them good for your teeth. So I asked him which it was. His response just made me laugh.

"Four out of five dentists agree you should ignore all those opinionated dentists and just brush your kids teeth."

Happy Birthday To You...

Yes, once again it is Kevin's birthday. So from all us true "space-cases", Happy 49Th Birthday. You have still got it going on, baby...