Kisses...

Mommy: Can I kiss you?
Z: I don't know. Will it be juicy?

Z: I slammed my finger in the toilet lid. Can you kiss it?
Daddy: I don't know. Did you wash your hands yet?

Bargain Clothes...

I watched this video talking about how celebrities are wearing "budget friendly" clothes these days. They showed different outfits and pictures of the celebrities wearing them and then told you where you could order them. Some of them were, indeed, bargains. However, I have never, never paid "only $32.00" for a t-shirt. I mean, it was striped, but $32.00??? Is it just me or is that really expensive? Maybe its just me...

The Flu...

My entire house has the flu. I tricked the boys into napping by putting on a movie in their room and Chris took the next couple of days off in order to recover. And I am having morning sickness on top of all this. The wonderful news is that someone is bringing us dinner tonight. I have to go find a towel, I just sneezed on the monitor.

Dora The Explorer Has A New Meaning...

Poor Dora! What have they done to you?

Dear, Sweet Fiona...

Not only did Fiona invite M over to play all yesterday morning, she also sent home a coupon for $5.00 off an ice-cream cake at Cold Stone. What a wonderful friend!

Dear Prudence...

Today Prudence received a letter from a woman who is "in love" and "talking about marriage" with an intelligent, wonderful man. Her problem? He is apparently "not as attractive" as she is and she wants to adopt rather than risk having ugly babies. Prudence let her have it, of course, but all I could think was "RUN MAN!!!!! RUN!!!!!!" I mean seriously, how shallow could you possibly be!?!?!?

Pretty Well Sums It Up...

"Put on a movie and rest for awhile. Z's coughing, you said you aren't feeling great, I'm definitely not feeling well and mom's....well, mom's pregnant."

Chris to M this afternoon.

The Tooth Fairy...

Today Z came running in with a container of baby teeth to "leave for the tooth fairy!" I pointed out to him that those were M's old teeth and showed him where I had written, "M's Baby Teeth". He disappeared and came back a few minutes later with a big grin. He'd taken a marker and crossed off "M" and written "Z". Sadly I was forced to tell him that that wasn't going to work and he would just have to wait. He couldn't understand this at all until finally inspiration struck. "Oh! The tooth fairy doesn't know how to spell Z does she?" We'll just go with that...

Maybe If...

We worked for AIG we would have gotten a real bonus this year. Shame on you, AIG.

Dinner Conversation...

Out of the blue at dinner tonight M says, "One time a sneezed a noodle out of my nose." Then he just went on eating while Chris and I stared at him. Thank goodness we weren't having noodles.